Midnight Musings of Diamond Lil

Your Life Path Number is 5

Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences. You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas. You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms. You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people. In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long. You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret. Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs. You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused.

Your Life Path Number is 9

Your purpose in life is to make the world better You are very socially conscious and a total idealist. You think there are many things wrong with the world, and you want to fix them. You have a big idea of how to world could be, and you'll sacrifice almost anything to work towards this dream. In love, you can easily see the beauty in someone else. And you never cling too tightly. You are capable of great love, but it's hard for you to focus your love on one person or relationship. You have a lot of outward focus, and you tend to blame the world for your failures. You are often disappointed by the realities of life - it's hard for you to accept the shortcomings of the world.

With Irene moving to Maryland, and Alex now gainfully employed with a career path, I am now faced with finding myself another part-time employee. Not as easy as you think, given that we now know for this to work the employee MUST have the following qualities: Must be over 21, preferably over 30 and not really NEEDING the money as the number of hours available are unpredictable. This will work best for someone who just wants something that will get them out of the house 2 to 4 times a week, who can work at least one weekend day a week, and pinchhit by taking on more hours when one of the full time employees is not in town. That aside, we also need someone who has EXCELLENT people skills, and can deal with babies, small children, teenagers, 20 somethings, normal adults (;-p), cranky older folks (including their bosses and co-workers), the elderly, the hysterical, the drunk, the troubled, the honest, the dishonest, the very spiritual and the not at all spiritual. Several years of retail work would also be preferred, we do NOT want any completely green folks to retail as this job gets crazy enough without folks knowing how to sell or merchandise. Good hearted and open-minded a must. Must like hugs and kisses. Must be able to have a good time and get whacky when necessary. Awesome if you can speak native level spanish. Pay is crap, but we make up for it by being a very fun place to work, and I do my best to take care of our staff with resources available. We can't afford benefits for employees - extra loving has to suffice. A sense of humor is a must, and ability to laugh at yourself is critical. We tease mercilessly, and are very raucous and degenerate at times. You may be called upon to lead/participate in drum circle, spirit circle, set up for concerts or classes, haul furniture for psychics, take children for walks, wipe up tears, hug when necessary. On any given day you might have to clean out the bathrooms (this involves toilets and nasty floors - so don't be surprised). You might also have to set up for parties and set out food and make huge amounts of coffee. These duties could increase depending on what happens in our future.

So.. If you think you would like to work for us, or know someone who might want to work for us, who meets most if not ALL of the above criteria, send me an email or give me a ringy dingy at the store. In the meantime - we will have have an overworked remaining staff so you will have to bear with us.

Hugs and Blessings Dudes and Dudettes!

You're 70% Irish

You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland. (And if you're not, you should be!)