Midnight Musings of Diamond Lil

From an email I rec'vd - just had to post it here ;-> And while I do not personally advocate some of the options listed below, I do think that if we want to continue to cherish and care for our country and our ideals, they need to be protected (though not necessarily glorified.)

For those of you not planning a move to Canada or going underground and

waiting for the revolution.

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Better get busy . . . here are some things to do before the

Coronation/Inauguration.



1.)  Get that abortion you've always wanted.

2.)  Drink a nice clean glass of water.

3.)  Cash your Social Security check.

4.)  See a doctor of your own choosing.

5.)  Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.

6.)  Visit Syria -- or any foreign country, for that matter.

7.)  Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.

8.)  Hoard gasoline.

9.)  Come out -- then get right back in.  HURRY!

10.)  Borrow books from library before they're banned:   Constitutional law books,  Catcher in the  Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.

11.)  If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix, do it now.

12.)  Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.

13.)  Start your school day without a prayer.

14.)  Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.

15.)  Learn French.

16.)  Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident."

17.)  Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.

18.)  Take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.

19.)  Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a base jumper.

20.)  If you're white, marry a black person; if you're black, marry a white person.

21.)  Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.

22.)  Take a factory tour anywhere in the U.S.

23.)  Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.

24.)  Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.

25.)  Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.

26.)  Visit Alaska before The Big Spill.

27.)  Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state.

28.)  Stay out late before the curfews begin.

29.)  Make the statement, "You can't do that--this is America