Thursday, May 05, 2005
What a Hoot - - between food and sex - I got sent to the second level of hell... c'est la vie!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | High |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Moderate |
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Comments:
Fabulous! You're a woman of refined tastes - I say that self-servingly (of course), because according to the test, Lust, Gluttony, and the "Malebolge," whatever that is, seem to unite us. Perhaps we shall meet in the bistro on the second level of hell, where, awaiting the tardy angels, we shall feast, lust and pander (not necessarily in that order) to our earthly inclinations. Tired of all that, we can then proceed to reciting the quatrains of Nostradamus while playfully tattooing each other's flanks with half-eaten, wine-sopped drumsticks and concocting wicked rumors about those with weaker appetites. Shh... don't tell anyone...
# posted by 
: 10:22 PM
: 10:22 PM
Well Darn... You went Anonymous on me!
(PS - the Malebolge is related to the years I spent first as an employee of one of those nefarious three letter government organizations which encourages their brethern not only to indulge in but also excell at prevarications, half-truths and BIG HONKING WHITE LIES... and now of course, I am a Merchant, a Purveyour of things Esoteric, thus requiring being somewhat less shy about using all available methods to encourages persons to come visit, and lay down their coins of the realm in exchange for goods and services rendered - all of which of course are legal - otherwise I would have been consigned to a DIFFERENT level of Hell!
(PS - the Malebolge is related to the years I spent first as an employee of one of those nefarious three letter government organizations which encourages their brethern not only to indulge in but also excell at prevarications, half-truths and BIG HONKING WHITE LIES... and now of course, I am a Merchant, a Purveyour of things Esoteric, thus requiring being somewhat less shy about using all available methods to encourages persons to come visit, and lay down their coins of the realm in exchange for goods and services rendered - all of which of course are legal - otherwise I would have been consigned to a DIFFERENT level of Hell!
and I have to finish the thought... or at least come up with something that can give me a reason to include my ')' so the Lit/Comp major in me does not go insane (ignore the ellipses - they are a holdover from too many years of reading comics).)
Delightful! - You exceed expectations! I perfectly comprehend the compulsion for closing parens. The balance, the completion. I suffer from the same fussiness. We are strong, we are lustful and obsessive...[wink] Thank you for the, ah, esoteric account of Malebolge, too. A google saved is a google earned. Or something.
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